TITLE: Cake Eater & The Canuck (Danger, Will Robinson, danger!)
AUTHOR: bankies baybee99 (Kind of sad, isn't it?)
NAME(S): Cassandra "Cassie" Chanady; Cassie Catastrophic; Canuck (a speshul nickname from Adam)
AFFILIATION: None to the ducks, per se, but she is "the best in all of Canada’s Hockey league."
HAIR COLOUR: straight, dirty blonde
EYE COLOUR: crystal blue
SPECIAL POSESSIONS/HOBBIES/TALENTS: Again, "the best in all of Canada’s Hockey league." She "ties" with Adam for, I suppose, best player on the team. Um. Even though she's shorter than Adam, she intimidates him. On, and on, and on. *gags* Calls Adam "Cake Eater:
HISTORY: Played in Canada and, for some mysterious (*chokegagsputter*) reason comes to Eden Hall. Has some secret regarding her brother.
CONNECTIONS TO CHARACTERS: None really.
DOES S/HE PLAY HOCKEY? IF SO DETAILS: Yes. In Canada, first. Then, for the Ducks. Strange because one minute, she's pissed at the suggestion of playing for the Ducks, then the next she's elated. Go figure.
NOTES: All of the reviews you'll find with the link? Well, Lea Vaughn is me. Hee.
SAMPLE OF THE STORY AND LINK: http://www.fanfiction.net/s/2148856/1/
(All formatting is hers.)
"Cassie Catastrophic is the best in all of Canada’s Hockey league Sweeping People off there feet province by province territory by territory" (Of course she sweeps people off
their there feet with all of those run-ons.)
Cassandra Chanady took her bags off the plane and made it to gate 12.
Earlier That day POV of Coach Orion.
"Okay ducks take a knee. Today were getting a new player, maybe you’ve heard of her Cassandra Chanady?"
"Oh yea isn’t she like the best hockey player in all of Canada?" (*stares in awe* The best...? Really...? *cough*)
"Yep Adam you’re right she is---"
"Wait... wait .... wait You mean to tell me that out of all the people in Canada she’s the best player?" Russ Said (Don't worry, Russ, we don't buy it, either.)
"Anyway who wants to come with me to pick her up from the airport tomorrow?"
Banks’ and Charlies Hands shot up (Well, let's not all rush to be the goody over-achievers.)
"Okay Banks Conway come over here, the rest of you 20 laps then hit the showers. Okay banks Conway Her plane get in at 10:00 am so you better be up at 9:00 shower and meet me down in the front of the school at 9:30. Got it?"
"Yes sir" They both replied
What's even more sad? Notice how the beginning of the chapter has her at the airport, then it says "earlier that day" and has the thing at the rink? Well, when they actually go to get her? Right above is the heading "The Next Day". This author is really stupid, ignorant, and stubborn. Sadly, I can tell you from experience. Anyway, showing you another sample, because we all can't get enough of how hottttttt Adam is. *eyeroll*
as she was walking through the gate she saw a man that had to be Ted Orion then she saw two younger boys, one Very Attractive with dirty blond hair and the most gorgeous blue eyes, then one with cute curly brown hair and brown eyes.
"Hi my name is Cassandra Are you coach orion?"
Wow she’s gorgeous with the straight dirtty blond hair and the crystal blue eyes nice fit body.
Back to Cassies POV
"Hi my names cassandra you can call me cassie or cas either one so whats ur name?"
"Mines Adam Banks"
"Ohhhhh the guy that I’m tied at for most goals And assists well let me tell you that won’t last very long" She said teasingly
"And I’m charlie Conway Captain of the JV Mighty ducks"
"Ohh so ur my new captain i see"
She said walking over in front of him Even though he was about 4 inches taller than her she was still very intimidating.
"So shall we get a move on Wheres all ur stuff?" Coach asked.
"Its all right here" she said holding up two bags
"Okay well banks conway you grab them"
As both boys took her bags she knew they were quite heavy so both boys took her bags and immediately dropped them
"Hey I’ve Valuables in there" She said laughing
"Oh sorry" they both said at the same time they loaded everything in the car and got in and started there drive to Eden Hall.
"So whats it like to be tied with Cake eater here?" Charlie asked
"Whats Cake eater?" She replied
"Oh its just a nick name they have for me Canuck"
"Canuck I like it" She said with a grin on her face.
" Okay well were just gonna ake it in time for hockey practicee to when we get there suit up and ill meet you on the ice." Coach Called back to us
And for future reference? She's working on another story now, too. The Mary-Sue in this one (The Twin of a Bash Brother)? Dean Portman's twin sister. Poor, poor Dean. My sweetheart. My lovely Bash Brother. *weeps*